For being a just generally awesome boyfriend, taking my lady out shopping on Sunday (so I’d like to think). I was treated to a night at TGI Fridays. In reality I think it’s more a direct result of me teasing her every other day by driving past the place on the way between my house and hers, and she finally snapped
Being the modest sort I chose the sensible sized burger with the Jack Daniels sauce and peppered chips.
A fine choice no doubt.
Course she was having none of it, either because she’s fattening me up ready for cannibalising me in the near future or just because she wanted to see me eat properly for once, it was insisted that I have the ultimate burger. She was paying so I couldn’t complain!
Anyways, although it did look pretty big on the menu, I wasn’t quite prepared for this…
note the suitably shocked expression
…and this is after compressing it down to an almost bitable size!
But having a man’s appettite being the butch beast that I am, or possibly just from lugging all her shopping around all day I made no waste of this mere starter.
I am man, watch me eat!!
Of course this is not where the story ends. I also dug into the additional chips, generously portioned too, provided free-of-charge by TGI’s (nice touch I thought)
and then…
Dessert: 2 large chocolate brownies with maple-syrup topped with vanilla ice cream
Oh yes, fuck yes!
Suffice to say this was no match for my stomach which is now well trained for even the obesest of steaks!
You have to give her credit, although her portions were not as large, she made a valient effort.
Enough said really =)
Thanks sweetie xx
Those fries were mine b/c i hate onions, they must be killed! Don’t worry its your turn next and I fancy pizza express
x x x